bike squad advice:
initial observations:
- bike lanes are for bikes—get the hell out! (I’m talking to you, old lady in the silver mercedes)
- exercise caution before opening driver’s sidedoors (seriously folks, badges of courage can be earned other ways than from your stupidity)
- my bike is morally superior to your SUV (this is not a subject for argument)
- your car is in my way—always
- thanks, honking makes me bike slower—or worse
